Essa Inglaterra...








O humor britanico e exaltado em todo o mundo, mas tem horas que ate a propria Inglaterra diz "chega!". Jonathan Ross e Russell Brand trabalham para a BBC e eram os "engracadinhos" daqui ate o dia de ontem.

Tudo acabou quando os dois deixaram varias mensagens no celular do ator Andrew Sachs (que fez um papel memoravel de uma garcom espanhol chamado Manuel no antigo programa Fawlty Towers).

Sem educacao alguma, a dupla falou, no ar, que Brand havia "fu**ed" a neta do ator. Baixaria!


O engracado mesmo foi a curiosidade em saber quem a vitima da pegadinha de mau gosto era... A moca, Georgina Baillie, e uma das dancarinhas de um grupo erotico (e gotico) que se chama The Satanic Sluts. Risos a parte, ninguem merece isso.

Quem conhece Russell Brand sabe do que ele e capaz. Foi ele quem apresentou o Video Music Awards desse ano e chamou o presidente Bush de "cowboy retardado". Limite o rapaz nao tem mesmo.




MENSAGENS DEIXADAS NO CELULAR DO ATOR.

Message one:
As Brand begins to leave a message, Ross blurts out:
"He fucked your granddaughter... I'm sorry I apologise. Andrew, I apologise, I got excited, what can I say - it just came out"

Brand replies: "Andrew Sachs, I did not do nothing with Georgina - oh no, I've revealed I know her name. Oh no, it's a disaster."

Ross goes on to say: "If he's like most people of a certain age, he's probably got a picture of his grandchildren when they're young right by the phone. So while he's listening to the messages, he's looking at a picture of her about nine on a swing..."

Message two:
"Andrew, this is Russell Brand. I'm so sorry about the last message, it was part of the radio show - it was a mistake."

Ross adds: "It might be true but we didn't want to break it to you in such a harsh way."

Brand goes on to say: "No, I'm sorry, I'll do anything. I wore a condom. Put the phone down. Oh, what's going to happen?"

Message three:
The message opens with Ross saying: "She was bent over the couch..."

Brand then improvises a song which includes the lines: "I said some things I didn't of oughta, like I had sex with your granddaughter..."

Message four:
Brand opens the message with: "Alright Andrew Sachs' answerphone? I'm ever so so sorry for what I said about Andrew Sachs."

"Just say sorry," adds Ross,

"I'll kill you," says Brand laughing.

"Don't say you'll wear him as a hat - just say sorry," continues Ross.

"Sorry, right," adds Brand.